Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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