On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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