Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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