Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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