The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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