do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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