Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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