i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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