i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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