READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You dont lie about slip and slides
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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