Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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