So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
