Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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