Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
