So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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