i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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