i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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