Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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