Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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