Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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