just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and i looked up. we had an audience...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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