You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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