i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
