her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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