Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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