I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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