it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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