i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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