I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
tell me about the fingering
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