if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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