PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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