love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
