Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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