The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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