I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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