I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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