We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize