Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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