I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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