I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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