At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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