don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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