Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
