Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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