So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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