Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize