there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My bed smells like the plague
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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