I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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