Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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