Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i think we sleep fucked last night...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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