Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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