Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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