This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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