would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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