How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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