I like to think it a success when the cops are called
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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